The Squirts

Nastiest of all Chronic-Crap-Poos and a total paradox because it's like doing Lumpy-Wees out of your bum. You'd think it'd be easy, clean and painless but it's not.
Somehow it gathers every residue of Butt-Burning-Crap in your bowels and mercilessly blasts it all through your confused rectum…


Bewilderment and dismay quickly sets in when you realize you should have closed your legs because the crap splashed out everywhere, even as far as the door.


For cleanup purposes it is best to start at ground zero and work out from there but be careful how much paper you put in the first flush because and over-flowing bowl is not a good look in this situation.