The-Ring-Razor-Poo

Is a particularly hard crap with nasty little sharp objects embedded in it. It's a real Rectum-Shredder! The Ring-Razor-Poo uses these nasty little sharp objects to slice its way through to freedom.



Whilst we know of the existance of Ring-Razor-Poo-Variations, records have never been kept because the victims are so traumatized by the disembowelment that they go into shock for several weeks and no two intelligible words about the ordeal are ever consequently forthcoming.


Toilets should be equipped with first-aid kits...