More commonly known as the Butt-Burner, is the Dump-From-Hell.
The Demonic-Dump-Poo doesn't just come upon you, it possesses you...
and when you first feel it you think, 'Oh great! A bloody Snowfreeze-Shit-Poo!' But your annoyance quickly turns to horror when you realize you just started something you can't stop.
This stuff is like acid rain. It REALLY HURTS and inflames your rectum so bad.
The Demonic-Dump-Poo disorientes your anus to the point where it doesn't know whether to open or close. Serious confusion sets in.
Your anus closes when it should be open and causes the Demon-Poo-from-Hell to manifest grotesquely as it roars out of you, pushing all your piles out with it, but the door is still closed and they get trapped, on the wrong side, and just hang there. Even the piles you didn't know you had are left dangling!
You continue trying to 'cast-out' the Dump, further aggravating the pile situation. By now the pain is really bad and you don't know it because you get caught-out every time, but you had long since finished...
You keep pushing because you think there is still something partially hanging out your butt.
Not until you wipe your butt bursting the first hemorrhoid do realize the severity of the situation.
And you want to get out of the bog as quickly as you can because this stuff stinks worse then Fresh-Dog-Poo but unfortunately the mission of reinserting the danglers turns the whole experience into a literal bloody mess
The Demonic-Dump-Poos always leave you wondering how something so soft could ever be so painful.
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