Other Observations

Whether you've eaten them or not, on close inspection, All-Poos have pieces of peanuts in them, just like all spews have tiny pieces of carrot.

But with Poos there is a direct correlation between smell and colour. Darker the better. Lighter the stinkier.

Nervous-Poos cannot be categorized because it takes on so many characteristics and is just plain freaky...  and probably the only Poo turned on by unnatural forces...  

Perhaps a Nervous-Poo could be further clarified through the following Poo types:  

• Industry-Standard-Poo;  
• Multiple Industry-Standard-Poos at fifteen minute intervals;  
• One Industry-Standard-Poo with multiple Breaks-off-Poos and at five minute intervals;
• Snowfreeze-Shit-Poo with Industry-Standard-Poo chaser;  
• Standard-Industry-Standard-Poo with Haunted-Hole-Poo chaser and followed quickly by a Snowfreeze-Shit-Poo with a Mild-Chronic-Hybrid-Poo and completed with the first Break-Off-Poo of the next Industry-Standard Poo.

 Shitting yourself with fear is just embarrassing.

There is no chivalry in holding it in when on a date, that's really stupid because it backs up and gives you bad breath.

Better out than in!

Better an empty house than a bad tenant!

Arse wiping is an art form of itself and is as diverse as those who indulge.