The Pile-Driver-Poo

Or the Rectum-Ripper, is the first Poo you do after an extended period of constipation. This is not a dump for the faint hearted as it has been known to reduce even an athlete to tears. Take water in with you for these nasty buggers,
hydration is paramount to surviving the duration. If you didn't have piles prior to doing one of these you certainly will after. The Pile-Driver-Poo is really the Prodigal-Poo because you know, it comes back to you after being away for a long time and brings with it both pain and adulation.


The only redeeming factor about the Pile-Driver-Poo is that once it is eventually delivered the intense pain is quickly over-shadowed by the extreme sense of relief. Often you have to just sit there for an extra five minutes basking in the bitter sweet pleasure, it is also good to wait five minutes to let your butt recover before venturing in with paper.


Typically the clean up needs to be approached carefully as there is usually a lot of blood and torn tissue associated with passing one of these babies.