Is like passing the mother ship and as with all Perfect-Poos, passes without pain and breaks cleanly. But this is where it stops being perfect...
The Goliath-Poo is so long and so solid that it hits the water hard, wetting everything. It hits the bottom of the bowl with a thud, the top drops onto the side of the pan well clear of the water. You think, 'What the hell was that??!' and lean in to take a look, exclaiming,
"Oh my God! I've just passed the Leaning-Tower-of-Shitizza!"
Seriously! have ya ever had to snap yourself off of one of these mountains to climb down?!
Goliath-Poos really stink and the only way to flush them down is to first break it up with a stick. It's ok to use a wooden spoon but for goodness sake don't put it back where you found it!
This is definitely not the Poo-To-Do-At-a-Stranger's-House.
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