Unlike the Perfect-Poo, the Snowfreeze-Shit-Poo has no end at all, it goes on forever. Oozing out like dirty toothpaste from an endless tube. Sometimes you think you are finished so you start the clean up process only to be overcome by
another three or four metres of crap. Premature wiping is a trap for young players.
Snowfreeze-Shit-Poos are the sleaziest of all shite. Once started it requires no effort to continue, like turning a tap on and walking away. It piles up way beyond the water line and is always accompanied by an unbearable odor.
It's not uncommon to spend just as much time wiping your arse afterward as you did doing the actual Poo, be sure of an abundant supply of toilet paper before locking the door behind you on this one...
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