Again, no pain and clean break. However, the Precious-Perfect-Poo is a lot smaller than its cousins. Sometimes it drops from 'Perfect' status and doesn't quite break as cleanly as you would like.
The Precious- Perfect-Poo still has a place in the 'Perfect' section because you can generally clean up with one wipe, and this is still pretty good. One wipe is still pretty perfect. Two to six wipes in this case are resultant of having just passed an Industry-Standard-Poo.
A variation on the Precious-Perfect-Poo is the Pedantic-Precious-Perfect-Poo, or the Floater. Getting its name from its absolute unwillingness to flush...
and it often breaks into two or three pieces, but there will always be that one bit that won't flush down. This is frustrating.
Sometimes you stand there waiting for the cistern to fill so you can have another go... and even another, but never to any true success. The big mystery is that the next person always gets it on the first flush.
A further variation to the Precious-Perfect-Poo is the Palletized-Precious-Perfect-Poo.
This is a real Girlie-Poop. The only difference between the Palletized-Precious-Perfect-Poo and Sheep-Dung is the colour. They come out one at a time and in rapid-fire mode - up to a dozen in one sitting. Doing Palletized-Precious-Perfect-Poopies is like being in the twilight zone because it's just plain freaky.
But at lease it is clean breaking, very clean!
The Pedantic-Palletized-Precious-Perfect-Poo, is when you can't flush any of the little buggers down!
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